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Was expecting Captain Atheist to say “Thank who?” in the back round
Say what you want about captain CrossFit but he was literally the only hero who tried to save the guy
Hey, I’m vegan and I never tell anybody. Damn you!
had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Petition for a crossover between Captain mockery, Captain Atheist and Captain CrossFit.
I was expecting some rubble would fall on him at the very end
Captain Crossfit appeared to not conform to the obvious joke about crossfit people but then he did. That is a very funny subversion of expectations.
I like captain mockery better lol but crossfit is still great lol *gets mocked by mockery* actaully ye know i think i like crossfit better
Can't wait to see Captain Vegan.
who would win captain crossfit captain atheist captain mockery
Haa! "There it is." Took the words right out of my mouth. 😄👍
No letterkenny quotes? “CrossFit? You can cross f*k off.”
What’s the lyrics?
Guy in trouble: Can you tell me about crossfit? Captain Crossfit: No. Also Captain Crossfit: The thing about crossfit is its a total body workout.
now you need to make the vegan-ers
Never met Captain CrossFit, but Captain Vegan, Captain NoGluten, Captain LowCarb and Captain TrendyPoliticalAgenda were super-annoying.
Next captain is going to be captain vegan.
Snyder Cut crop ratio
I demand a Captain Vegan.
what is with the Snyder aspect ratio lol
Hey I'm vegan and I don't tell everyone I'm... Wait... Oh.
it's s true
My brother started with crossfit, now i have a sister..
Paul Rudd, yeah?
They had us in the first half, ngl.
CrossFit? Who needs joints!
Like Vegan People telling people they're Vegan. Cmon man it's 2021
At the end he shouldve said "I love you, Captain Crossfit"
Man that hero sucks anyway did you know I do crossfit?
pretty hard to walk at all when you're older if you're doing *jump squats*
Oh, but it's a mostly peaceful fire 🤣🤣🤣
Patrick warburton seems like a good actor for this
As a vegan man who does CrossFit, I find it repulsive that people think I let every know I do Crossfit and eat vegan food. I am perfectly content in eating "normal" food and laying on the couch while binging WandaVision. I don't because I am better than you, but I'm totally normal like everyone else just more enhanced.
The reluctant crossfitter
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Shorts are for people we’re when they do CrossFit
Crossfit just sounds like someone who was fit before. But they gained weight and now they are fat. (Cuz cross like crossing someone. And that would be the fitness life)
Oh voy I can't wait to see Ryanvengers: Georgefinity War
no green lantern is
AH HAH HAHA AHAHAHA
I love how this starts by immediately subverting our expectations.
That’s bullshit about vegans. I’m mean I’m Vegan and I don’t tell anyone about HOW IM A VEGAN It’s no one business
@The Agent bro nice humor 😂
@The Agent I've seen some of the vegan comments but yours is on a next level, good joke. Actually made me believe you were a vegan.
@Sturges just a joke. I’m a meat eater I could never be vegan. Not that there’s anything wrong with it
Unless this is ironic
You just did
Why is this video not vertical?
The worst superhero is Toiletman
Take over LORD JESUS
Ewwwww captain CrossFit - Captain Mockery
True question is what time are the classes and how much is it
I'm a vegan but I won't tell you that
"the first person do ever want a gender reveal party?"
I like that he does shorts now
What kind of frames do you have? Like... your glasses... are those Oliver Peoples?
You know what also makes you lose weight? Getting half of your weight burned off because you’re standing in a fire listening to a random person talk about CrossFit
Person: Captain Narcissist, thank God you're here! Captain Narcissist: Yes, thank me more. Person: What? Captain Narcissist: Well, I mean I showed up and and you thanked me so... give me more of that
sooo... who else is waiting for a Brigerton pitchmeeting ??
Can You Give me A FREE Java Minecraft account Please?
he'll die for the crossfit
Lmao. So true
First person to put a plant in a pot
Are your eyes... white?
Video how sodas got there name
CF = COCK FEED...
What's up with the Snyder aspect ratio?
Idea for a sketch, first guy to do one of those fast talking auctions
Is that just a glorified crossfit ad
I love this channel
Lmao 🤣 so perfectly accurate
I want to see more Captain Mockery 🙂
You should get an oscar
Hey ryan can you please do a pitch meeting for cobra kai?
This is like a twist on the classic whose line superhero skit
Can you do the first guy to ever be in jail
His set design budget must be outrageous but you just can't argue with the effect of building a ten story building just to burn it down
I thought he was about to be like “ the pacer test.....”
🤣😂🤣 There it is!
He ask'd for it, let's be honests
Captain Crossfit, Captain Mockery and Captain Atheist..
Ryan George's favorite band is Bow Wow.... Wow.
This will be relevant for AGES! ALIENS BE LIKE: 'One age Plus One age = ages.
I can stomach square videos more than vertical/stupid videos.
I want Captain Counterfeit now
Those J cuts sell the shit out of it
As a vegan I can confirm that we do not always tell ppl we're vegan. I only tell ppl when I go out to eat so that I don't get something with meat or dairy in it. And before you say it yes I know it's a joke.
@Yogendra Awasthi he was jokimg bro
Well. The irony is 😂 you already told everyone you are a vegan in the beginning of your sentence
Funny but true
i see your exploiting the short thing... good jon
Confused Brit here. Um... What is Cross Fit? (The video still made me smile though)
He didn't ask him if he was feeling the burn... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
'ThE tHiNg AbOuT cRoSsFiT iS iT's A tOtAl BoDy WoRkOuT' - Captain Mockery
There were exactly 2021 comments before I commented..... I feel powerful
U should do the first person to ever laugh
absolutely love this guy, he's awesome ^^
I used to do CrossFit, it wasn’t all as bad as people make it out to be really