Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
(This video was not sponsored by Stereo but we do have a paid partnership with them)
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  • Annemarie Merritt
    Annemarie MerrittHour ago

    Gosh this made me almost cry when this came up on my suggestion, I haven't seen theses two together for so long, literally warmed my heart, literally 5 years of childhood :)

  • Manic
    Manic4 hours ago


  • Papi_ Kaidyn
    Papi_ Kaidyn4 hours ago


  • Fletcher
    Fletcher10 hours ago

    The hamster fanfic stole my innocence.

  • Rosario Llano Bruniard
    Rosario Llano Bruniard12 hours ago

    im rewatching this like . every day please help

  • Palki Singh

    Palki Singh

    10 hours ago

    same pls

  • Rita
    Rita19 hours ago

    the number of adult jokes that flew over my head when I was younger just makes me laugh,

  • Taylor Race
    Taylor Race23 hours ago

    when i watch their content i feel like i get stuck in 2015 and it’s scary

  • Iphi K
    Iphi KDay ago

    :0000 danñyyy

  • AntiqueAva
    AntiqueAvaDay ago

    I can’t believe I started watching them when I was 12 and now I’m in university,, I love you guys so much this video was perfect

  • Raluca Clinci
    Raluca ClinciDay ago

    I miss The Sims. What happened to Dill

  • Louloubieberful
    LouloubieberfulDay ago

    It ain’t chilling but it will be thrilling 😂😂😂

  • Kate Amelia
    Kate AmeliaDay ago


  • elianstan
    elianstanDay ago

    cheesy sparkling water... should middle eastern phil stans tell him abt doogh or should we let him live peacefully without that knowledge

  • slate is boring
    slate is boringDay ago

    i am forcing my twitter mutual to watch this i’m so sorry bestie

  • nekotato chan
    nekotato chanDay ago

    "a couple- Me:OMGOMGOMGOMG of guys"

  • Just A Person
    Just A PersonDay ago

    Phils orchid!!! Has flowers!!!! He kept it alive!!!

  • h0pl3s5 h34rt5
    h0pl3s5 h34rt5Day ago

    currently thinking about how there could be someone who finds dan and phil through this video

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaDay ago

    My parental figures have arrived.

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaDay ago

    "sugar freak" sounded like a pet nameeeee

  • Fatima Lalla
    Fatima LallaDay ago


  • Bobbi
    BobbiDay ago

    Imma start saying Licwore now

  • WackySami
    WackySami2 days ago

    Can’t tell if Phill said Sorry to the Camera for kicking it or if he apologized to us for the shake

  • Madison Coleslaw
    Madison Coleslaw2 days ago

    I feel like I’m the .001% of strippers who watched this

  • Evan Benjamin
    Evan Benjamin2 days ago

    honestly i want the cube just so i can say i have the cube™️

  • Ele Eline
    Ele Eline2 days ago

    Omg even the music is so comforting

  • Xtheno 123
    Xtheno 1232 days ago

    Do these two date

  • Argenteoque Carpento
    Argenteoque Carpento2 days ago

    0:44 JOJO DNDND

  • breanna marissa
    breanna marissa2 days ago

    shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults

  • Becca Seymour
    Becca Seymour2 days ago

    Love you both so much

  • Nasya Jacobs
    Nasya Jacobs2 days ago

    Dear Daniel Howell, Your smile made me cry tears of true joy. How dare you? Sincerely, Nasya A. Jacobs

  • maraschino
    maraschino2 days ago

    and after 4 years im back on my bullshit, hello you two

  • Seapancakx
    Seapancakx2 days ago

    "he likes the pain" PHIL WHAT-

  • Galaxy S10
    Galaxy S102 days ago

    Are Dan and Phil a couple?

  • XRosemarieX XHathawayX

    XRosemarieX XHathawayX

    2 days ago

    Don’t think so just think they are best friends

  • Candle Lynx
    Candle Lynx2 days ago

    I missed them so much 😭🥺 i used to watch all your videos when i was 14

  • Taylor Duerr
    Taylor Duerr2 days ago

    this video is reminding me of the 3 minute intros to dan and phil game of the times we live in

  • Tasia Carll
    Tasia Carll2 days ago

    Oh my gosh I feel 14 again

  • xLucy9596x
    xLucy9596x2 days ago

    Ugh I missed Dan like no one can imagine. Seeing both of them together takes me back to freshman dorm room, and I feel warm again

  • Lesqie
    Lesqie3 days ago

    Oh you’re back. Cool.

  • Tabatha O
    Tabatha O3 days ago

    I just found out that after six years my sense of humor is exactly the same.

  • Aleah A.
    Aleah A.3 days ago

    Phil at 4:32 😳

  • I Have No Life
    I Have No Life3 days ago

    The horror of gaining the knowledge that Minion Yaoi exists in the world is the same exact feeling of seeing the results when you look up Woody x Buzz or Lightning McQueen x Mater and actually getting fanfiction.

  • Lucy Corley
    Lucy Corley3 days ago

    Anyone else remember A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Amazing Phil Comment like subscribe and rate, you know the drill...

  • Lizet Tovar
    Lizet Tovar3 days ago

    this is so weird I’m an adult now

  • magiccereal
    magiccereal3 days ago

    I can't express the feelings of safety and comfort I get while watching these two. They got me through being a depressed high schooler and now they've come back to get me through being a (significantly less depressed) college student

  • Grace
    Grace3 days ago

    I miss them so much it hurts

  • Kelsey Simmons
    Kelsey Simmons3 days ago

    we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

  • Lilly Beatty
    Lilly Beatty3 days ago

    that's not a maple leaf-

  • Nathan R
    Nathan R3 days ago

    Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

  • Letícia S
    Letícia S3 days ago

    i love this duo damn

  • ye, it's me, bitch
    ye, it's me, bitch3 days ago

    Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

  • Stephen Wilkinson
    Stephen Wilkinson3 days ago

    I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

  • Laynee G.
    Laynee G.3 days ago

    this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

  • nieooj gotoy
    nieooj gotoy3 days ago

    something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

  • gay4chuu
    gay4chuu3 days ago

    yeah phil is a loonarmy

  • Kady Leigh
    Kady Leigh3 days ago

    Ive missed this

  • Toni Moore
    Toni Moore3 days ago

    Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

  • Crabby
    Crabby3 days ago

    They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

  • nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy

    3 days ago

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • Lisa-Marie Gebhart
    Lisa-Marie Gebhart3 days ago

    Germany forgives you

  • artcutie1995
    artcutie19953 days ago

    Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  • Grandpa Lis
    Grandpa Lis3 days ago

    i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

  • limefruit
    limefruit4 days ago

    8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

  • Natalia Gasson
    Natalia Gasson4 days ago

    Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

  • esme
    esme4 days ago

    god i missed them

  • Lotem Thacker
    Lotem Thacker4 days ago


  • Karime Mtz.
    Karime Mtz.4 days ago

    Very cute sloth :)

  • Totty the Twink
    Totty the Twink4 days ago

    I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

  • bunni
    bunni4 days ago

    i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

  • Madeline Greenwood
    Madeline Greenwood4 days ago

    Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

  • Radelaid
    Radelaid4 days ago

    the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

  • Themagicalmiss
    Themagicalmiss4 days ago

    Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

  • analyce
    analyce4 days ago

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  • phil's dead houseplants
    phil's dead houseplants4 days ago

    they put up with so much shit from us omg

  • Layne Brock
    Layne Brock4 days ago

    Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

  • diahri
    diahri4 days ago

    How I miss hearing dan's laugh

  • Aimee BLM
    Aimee BLM4 days ago

    That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

  • Em Ison
    Em Ison4 days ago


  • asioe kiou
    asioe kiou4 days ago

    unfollowed him.

  • sweet tea in the summer

    sweet tea in the summer

    4 days ago


  • Smol Beans
    Smol Beans4 days ago

    I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

  • milkymalk
    milkymalk4 days ago

    I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

  • Zaphara Shion
    Zaphara Shion4 days ago

    The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

  • asioe kiou

    asioe kiou

    4 days ago

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  • Xime Lozada
    Xime Lozada4 days ago


  • Dayana Ricardo
    Dayana Ricardo4 days ago

    Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

  • Rosemary
    Rosemary4 days ago

    Man, I fucking missed this

  • abi melendez
    abi melendez4 days ago

    i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

  • Julieta A.
    Julieta A.5 days ago

    we want this. we need this

  • Gigi
    Gigi5 days ago


  • Kara Solis
    Kara Solis5 days ago

    Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

  • ANTØ Alvarez
    ANTØ Alvarez5 days ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

  • curposio
    curposio5 days ago

    The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

  • Julia Hallenbeck
    Julia Hallenbeck5 days ago

    Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

  • SH x Holistic
    SH x Holistic5 days ago

    a definite blast from the past

  • Angie’s ChaosCorner
    Angie’s ChaosCorner5 days ago

    this is a present likeee aaaah

  • cristina torrealba fredes
    cristina torrealba fredes5 days ago

    i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

  • Poppy Hazeldine
    Poppy Hazeldine5 days ago


  • Ella Elliott

    Ella Elliott

    5 days ago

    Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

  • Pagan
    Pagan5 days ago

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  • Rachel From Staples
    Rachel From Staples5 days ago

    Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

  • Blaze The Biz
    Blaze The Biz5 days ago

    PINOF 11

  • Ella Elliott

    Ella Elliott

    5 days ago

    I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

  • Dear Fawn
    Dear Fawn5 days ago

    In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

  • ela ulaga
    ela ulaga5 days ago

    Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

  • Lola Fendetti
    Lola Fendetti5 days ago

    I missed Dan's laugh so much :)