I HAVE RETURNED STRONGER THAN EVER

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The man is back so the memes are back
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  • jacksepticeye
    jacksepticeyeMonth ago

    He's BACK!

  • Jason Mayerle

    Jason Mayerle

    Day ago

    β€œI’m baaaack” god no not Kyle

  • cathappynew cat

    cathappynew cat

    21 day ago

    Yay the king is back

  • Rowan Rodriguez

    Rowan Rodriguez

    29 days ago

    Hey jack I want u to look up Bradley marten bro

  • Nicole Erwin

    Nicole Erwin

    Month ago

    The god have given us him!!!!!!

  • MC Henry OFFICIAL

    MC Henry OFFICIAL

    Month ago

    Please!Check my song. πŸ‘πŸ‘

  • Juicy goosey K
    Juicy goosey K9 hours ago

    We’re not saying your wrong jack we’re just wondering how you know Jesus is a carpenter

  • jhally andohoyan
    jhally andohoyan13 hours ago

    hey jack go to philipines

  • Zachary Allouet
    Zachary AllouetDay ago

    For the top banner u could add the test tube sceptic eyes from the intro eras ago and have a futuristic background

  • Dustin Garner
    Dustin GarnerDay ago

    Why would you change an already perfect logo

  • Leigh Baxley
    Leigh BaxleyDay ago

    D-Day ww2

  • HOKINOKI
    HOKINOKI2 days ago

    Jej

  • tomas banyai
    tomas banyai2 days ago

    πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›οΈβ¬›οΈπŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›οΈβ¬›οΈπŸŸ©πŸŸ©

  • tomas banyai
    tomas banyai2 days ago

    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

  • tomas banyai
    tomas banyai2 days ago

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  • Snekiboi 256
    Snekiboi 2563 days ago

    WELCOME BACK JACKIE BOI. We are all so very happy to have you back better than ever!

  • Scott Mcintyre
    Scott Mcintyre3 days ago

    Idea for Logo: a Image of the current logo in 3D

  • CheeseChase
    CheeseChase3 days ago

    16:09

  • Magnus Flink
    Magnus Flink3 days ago

    what if Sean made a entire video saying buy my coffee

  • Crqcker Jqck
    Crqcker Jqck3 days ago

    for your banner logo take like a school picture class photo with your fans in Houston Texas 😁

  • max max
    max max4 days ago

    7:29 im that shit head

  • Mason Blanchard
    Mason Blanchard4 days ago

    imagine you are a doctor and jacksepticeye walks in and is like tummy hurty gald you doing okay

  • Dennis Ddd
    Dennis Ddd4 days ago

    I'm watching u sinds ur first video and ur humor LOVE IIIIITTTTT🀣🀣🀣🀣❀️ keep the good vids up

  • Dennis Ddd
    Dennis Ddd4 days ago

    I love ur vids Jack and respect bro a lott of respect from belgium β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ

  • Sr poop _
    Sr poop _4 days ago

    is this a dream

  • Raymond Bewley
    Raymond Bewley4 days ago

    Fuuuuuck the story started right when I began to eat and yet I never stopped aaaaaaaaaaah

  • Jokr JAK
    Jokr JAK5 days ago

    14:45 that’s what she said

  • sweetmissirish
    sweetmissirish5 days ago

    I had really horrible stomach issues... made me gain weight and horrible pain... my coworker kept saying it sounded like GERD. Got a biopsy and blood tests - nothing. Finally went to a Naturopath and he literally just pushed my stomach down, into place, and I've been fine since. I dealt with horrible pain for 8 years, just to have my stomach moved back to where it was supposed to be.

  • The Odd gamer
    The Odd gamer5 days ago

    USplan reminds me of China because they both censor and punish people for being themselves

  • sweetmissirish
    sweetmissirish5 days ago

    I live in Canada... every winter there's someone in shorts... -30C and they're in shorts

  • RieeBellaHoney
    RieeBellaHoney6 days ago

    I love the longer hair, the man bun, the ponytail. But it's your hair so it's whatever you want of course. I'm glad you're ok and glad you're back..even though now I'm late commenting here. You have been missed, and your true supporters would never go away. I hope you and your family are doing well. I recently lost my uncle due to cancer. We were pretty close. So I understood wanting some time. But at the same time for me hate being alone. Anyway, thanks for still making videos. I found your channel late but also at a time when I needed it in recent years.. When alot of things were going wrong. Lifted my spirits. Still does.

  • zara
    zara6 days ago

    β€œyou guys are fucking lunatics” yep, thanks for the fact bomb. πŸ‘

  • TheFNAFKing Gamer
    TheFNAFKing Gamer6 days ago

    Imagine a logo or banner with Sam having top of the morning coffee

  • Bertine bourque
    Bertine bourque6 days ago

    jack....im nothing to succseeding to my leaval. i fuck up

  • boredtism isnt a thing
    boredtism isnt a thing6 days ago

    3:23 one thumb and is hilarious

  • Huckpo 2
    Huckpo 27 days ago

    HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT STORYTIME SOUNDTRACK IN FOREVER BRUUUUUUHHHHH

  • Ella Lane
    Ella Lane7 days ago

    "I don't like my banner. I've wanted to change-" "SUBSCRIBE!" *surprised pikachu face*

  • marissa is tired
    marissa is tired7 days ago

    just give Sam a fedora and that’ll be your logo

  • Gerhardus Roets
    Gerhardus Roets8 days ago

    I love your vids

  • Wolf commander
    Wolf commander8 days ago

    You look awesome in you workout pics πŸ’ͺπŸ‘

  • Alex Richardson
    Alex Richardson8 days ago

    Jack has solved console wars

  • Alicia Smith
    Alicia Smith9 days ago

    There damn it I subscribed and I liked the fvcken video... I wonder who else finally subscribed.. anybody?

  • Nathan Vaukins
    Nathan Vaukins9 days ago

    Stay strong ya irish warrior, so good to someone open up about there feelings to world

  • hamzical
    hamzical9 days ago

    My mom gets on to me for screaming

  • Travis Kuhnel
    Travis Kuhnel11 days ago

    Change it to Sam the sabertooth tiger

  • bfb noob noob
    bfb noob noob11 days ago

    3:32 yeah same 0-0

  • Master Nataka
    Master Nataka11 days ago

    Aaaaand I'm a year older than Jack...

  • Frank Michael Garcia
    Frank Michael Garcia11 days ago

    Jack how about the picture of an eye with a spirle dot

  • GAMING WITH HAYDEN
    GAMING WITH HAYDEN11 days ago

    πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

  • DanteDracul
    DanteDracul11 days ago

    yo dude i cant post in ur sub-reddit it has wierd rules and i am not a good redditor so imma post my idea here: I AM NOT A BRIGHT GUY BUT UR HEADLINE I WANT PEOPLE TO DRAW DIFFERENT CHARECTERS FROM UR PLAY THOURGHS AND THEN WE MASH EM ALL TOGETHER SO LIKE MANY FANARTS AND CHARACTERS THAT WOULD BE EPIC SO MANY FANARTS AND THEY ARE THE HEADER

  • DanteDracul

    DanteDracul

    11 days ago

    so everyone that knows how to draw draws their favorite character from you and then i mash it all up and its the best header of all time

  • matthew
    matthew12 days ago

    wish they had twitch on Roku tv....

  • matthew
    matthew12 days ago

    me not wanting to watch this video because it reminds me how unathletic i am realizing it's meme time: IT'S MEME TIME IT'S MEME TIME

  • aaron da_bot
    aaron da_bot12 days ago

    anyone else see the demonic shiver

  • Alondra Mendez
    Alondra Mendez12 days ago

    YAY

  • Gabriella Troutt
    Gabriella Troutt13 days ago

    for the new lowgo do blue not green

  • Anna S
    Anna S13 days ago

    "what else is it going to be German hentai?" XD that cracked me up... this is tmi why am i telling you this, well i went through now youre gonna have to go through it as well lol the dialogue is so funny

  • Anna S
    Anna S13 days ago

    remember the art wall you used to have behind you when you streamed of like all the fanart you received that could be a good banner that would be epic

  • Cloudyquinn olympian
    Cloudyquinn olympian13 days ago

    Jack "your inside me and i can't feel anything" me at home "that's what she said

  • Tayla
    Tayla13 days ago

    welcome back handsome man.

  • John Harrison
    John Harrison13 days ago

    WTF, algorithm? Some guy talking about how he's back? Who is this guy? Where did he go? Wait, I already don't care.

  • Red FrenchHorn
    Red FrenchHorn13 days ago

    That's a pretty powerful quote. "Just because I/you do things differently doesn't mean I'm/you're wrong." Obviously, it also depends on the situation.

  • Mathew Crow
    Mathew Crow13 days ago

    Play-Station: At Xbox's throat Xbox: At Play-Stations throat Nintendo: Sitting in the corner

  • Dark Hearte
    Dark Hearte14 days ago

    welcome back!!

  • Justin L
    Justin L15 days ago

    don't you fucking change the logo

  • Athithan
    Athithan15 days ago

    I love the logo!

  • Cullum Booker
    Cullum Booker15 days ago

    The bell πŸ”” πŸ”” πŸ””

  • The-Lesser-Known
    The-Lesser-Known15 days ago

    The part at the end where he talked about his worries was inspiring as hell. Thanks, Jack.

  • Nicholas Zero
    Nicholas Zero16 days ago

    im late to watching this but god ive had a week from hell and that story had laughing so it hurts idk why but man you helping through hard times since before 7th grade and im 20 now, anyway love you sean, so happy you still make videos you've made me happy so many times when ive had no hope and you'll probably never see this but imma just leave it here...

  • Troy Smith
    Troy Smith16 days ago

    Glad to have you back Sean! Also such a beast going through a colonoscopy without any sort of anesthetic :x

  • Tomplayer
    Tomplayer16 days ago

    Jacksepticeye, the guy who got through the darkness. I'm really proud of you Jack, and I will always be.

  • JJgodgamer
    JJgodgamer16 days ago

    I want to say one thing just to be clear I am at 2.6 in minutes on the video and I can saw two jacks and my mind was blown I’m freaking drunk I need more whiskey πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ straight f***ing water

  • MavroDog
    MavroDog17 days ago

    I’m season one og

  • MavroDog
    MavroDog17 days ago

    You play Valorant??

  • freckled cracker
    freckled cracker17 days ago

    Oh God, yes, my family is very familiar with colonoscapies (did I spell that right?) as Colon Cancer is very common and has taken a lot of family members. Glad it actually went very well! πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ’š

  • Dragonriderabens
    Dragonriderabens18 days ago

    22:37 HELLVA BOSS MEME! yes!

  • PumkinKiing
    PumkinKiing18 days ago

    07:18- i only wear kilts. i've worn pants 3 times in the last 10 years or so. the last time i wore pants was at a friend's birfday party, and that's what i gave her for her present, the rare sight of me in pants. she loved it and dragged me around for over an hour going from person to person showing them my pants. it was entertaining as hell, especially since even though i knew most of the people there, there was a hundred or so that i didn't know, and i had to explain to each of them why she was so excited. i also drive in the snow with my windows/top down, and sometimes wear flipflops in the snow. the first time it snowed this winter was in the middle of the night. i went out in my backyard and made fat naked snow angels. so ya, no matter how cold it is, i'm that one fucker in a kilt

  • EmileeJean26
    EmileeJean2618 days ago

    Have your doctor's checked out your gallbladder, Jack? Mine stopped working last year, and it completely messed up my entire digestive system, it's out now, but I'm still suffering from side effects to this day. Even though my gallbladder is no longer inside of me! It's worth looking into if you haven't! πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

  • safety doggo23
    safety doggo2318 days ago

    I made a joke one time that was interoperate and had people looking at me So there was a girl talking about her dead dad every time she came to church so i said was your dad

  • shrek 69
    shrek 6918 days ago

    subscribe to shrek 69

  • xNiNjAcHiPmUnKx
    xNiNjAcHiPmUnKx18 days ago

    "That's so weird, you're inside me and I didn't feel that" - every girl I've been with

  • Lukas Reimer
    Lukas Reimer19 days ago

    bruh

  • Samuel Caulfield
    Samuel Caulfield19 days ago

    i wake up cold so i go to school cold and its just a patern i only go to school with shorts and a tshirt to help me become more used to the cold so it wont really bother me

  • Emma Arvidsson
    Emma Arvidsson20 days ago

    I have an idea for the header but have 0 skills. What about all the personas? and different stages of jack?

  • Miss Wood
    Miss Wood21 day ago

    Heeeaaaaaalll yeah

  • Confuzled._. Boba
    Confuzled._. Boba21 day ago

    So we aren’t gonna talk about how he looks weirdly buff-

  • cathappynew cat
    cathappynew cat21 day ago

    Hay what you can do with your banner you can get all of the fan art that you have got over the years and make it in to one big banner I thing that would be cool

  • Kpop Dino Nuggy
    Kpop Dino Nuggy21 day ago

    I'm not an artist but for the banner someone should draw shawn with a smile or a smirk smile with sam on his shoulder while holding a cup with his coffee, also the jacksepticeye font behind himπŸ₯Ί

  • Smileynator
    Smileynator21 day ago

    I mean, my bowels have been rather annoying. Now i at least know what a colonoscopy is going to be like if i need one.

  • Alex Here
    Alex Here21 day ago

    The Thumbnail is in my room now and it's biggg

  • Anime lover HAVEN
    Anime lover HAVEN22 days ago

    He has returned

  • Connor O'keefe
    Connor O'keefe22 days ago

    11:26 What else are you supposed to do with toilet paper??

  • Hermes
    Hermes22 days ago

    My wife got me some of your coffee for Christmas! Yumyumyumyum in my belly. Thanxu

  • Amy Nicole
    Amy Nicole22 days ago

    Am I the only one who got hard as Jack was talking about his Colonoscopy

  • Bakugo Katsukii-_-
    Bakugo Katsukii-_-22 days ago

    Time to throw lives lemons so far up it’s ass it makes your colonoscopy look like a stroll in the park

  • Judgefiregaming1234 /Vlogs
    Judgefiregaming1234 /Vlogs22 days ago

    this vid posted on birthday pog

  • adelmo worytko
    adelmo worytko23 days ago

    Oooh a pic of you and gab as the banner

  • Kyle Dobie
    Kyle Dobie23 days ago

    Love you Sean and I will always be a fan and will never unsubscribe

  • Captain Creepy Pants
    Captain Creepy Pants23 days ago

    13:10 Lunch ruined

  • Sanu Says
    Sanu Says23 days ago

    Ooo.. that man bun 😍😍😍

  • Austin Northcutt
    Austin Northcutt23 days ago

    Well next year your birthday may or may not have a movie trailer to go with it

  • Lee Deberto
    Lee Deberto24 days ago

    The Irish Potato Guy Or The Irish Bell Guy Is Hahahha u waste ur time theres nothing cool here...so dont trust someone lolololol

  • Lee Deberto

    Lee Deberto

    23 days ago

    @Captain Creepy Pants um ok ( hehehheh:) )

  • Captain Creepy Pants

    Captain Creepy Pants

    23 days ago

    We weren't defeated, but they had us. (Dont think about it to much or you will be even more confused)

  • Lee Deberto

    Lee Deberto

    23 days ago

    @Captain Creepy Pants im confused lol

  • Captain Creepy Pants

    Captain Creepy Pants

    23 days ago

    They had us in the first half.

  • anthony menne
    anthony menne24 days ago

    Thanks for being my favorite USplanr for the longest

  • Alexa Barragan
    Alexa Barragan24 days ago

    I’m sorry but did anyone notice when jack says β€œwhats got two thumbs and is hilarious” and then he puts both thumbs up only for one of them to be a skeleton thumb.

  • Calum King
    Calum King24 days ago

    jack se that bibi is a pillow 3 seconds later he says that it it cute he sed that a pillow is cute

  • T.F.R
    T.F.R24 days ago

    Welcome back king

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