Does this count as me on trending. I’m going to take this as a yes

Cheeseball Pie

3 days ago

Last

Bøba _Glitch

4 days ago

Holy fuck-

r į ñ k å ė ñ õ

17 days ago

HI

Sharki Da Potato

18 days ago

Hi

rnuk

Month ago

hello the main character

Techno you have a superpower you can fly with a magical weapon

Technoblade is the immortal sensei, remember the line "TECHOBLADE NEVER DIES" wait, that's his power! He is immortal!!

Technoblade has already has a power wanna know what it is? AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!!

Now if we can just get him infinite haste

Techno: “I’m gonna become irrelevant to the plot so fast!” Also Techno: Is the only one who can beat Dream

“I’m like, 98% sure I can’t teleport.” *breaks spawner and can pick up the block* “I was like 98% certain that it wouldn’t work.” I’m seeing a pattern, that I’m not so sure I like...

“OH IT’S A PIG SPAWNER, THAT’S STILL PRETTY COOL!!!” Techno, are you a cannibal?

Techno and Ranboo: What about Obi Wan? Oh no What about Uncle Ben? Oh no Me: Wait you forgot about Iron Man.

Technos power is to eat carrots

Everyone gangsta til technoblade gets power of controlling withers and hounds

Wait...I it possible ranboo can break bedrock

4:05 Sensei Wu from Ninjago

They have to kill of technoblade cause he's gotten self aware

Ranboo is to overpowered now.

Technoblade:I WANT SUPER POWERS Me:your power is you are good at pvp

Technoblade: Main Killer Ranboo: Main Character Tommyinnit: Main Protagonist Dream: Main Villain Eret: Main King

He just has a good gaming chair

"Kakashi didn't die" but Jiraiya did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure ranboo and tommy are the main characters and maybe also tubbo lol

Splinter had a good run before getting killed by Shredder when the (Can't spell) invaded NYC ;-;

Wait different Kakashi technically die at one point, which was why he was able to have that talk with his father

Techno is gonna be the one to train him

Techno is that sarcastic pain in the ass uncle but would still live..

TWO THINGS THAT DREAM SMP MEMBERS HAVE IN THERE HANDDDSSS Dream: Flirting with George and teams up with Tom George: Screaming and blindness Sapnap: HEY MAMASSSS and Baakaaa Wilbur: BlUe and ghostness Niki: Wilbur and fish Tommy: Exiled and annoying (don't take seriously) Fundy: Furry and tO WECH PO- Minx: Love and hurt Big q: Getting ban and inappropriate (Gn I'm lazy imma put more and edit tomorrow)

I-is that an scp?

My question: WHERE THE FAWK THEY GOINNNNNN

Is it me or when techno just grabs his sword it said ORPHAN

Technograve

alternate title: Techno cries over Ranboo having powers because it mean's he's not relevant anymore

Techno always has his powers, his powers showed up in his first skyward videos, his powers is BLOOD GOD, he got strongest skills in whole minecraft, just Technoblade didnt realised

By this logic ranboo can get spawn eggs by killing mobs

why did technoblade have bedrock in the enderchest

Techno:nO don’t take a scrEEnshot nO Also techno: kinda posing for it

I think ranboo ended world hunger... for some reason

looks like technoblade forgot that : *technoblade never dies*

The fact that Techno used to be an English major makes this all the more hilarious

lol I was waiting for Uncle Iroh to be mentioned lol

I love how he immediately knew that Techno was talking about spawners

I got an idea Techno just needs to get as many if the dream smp members to be his parents then they have to be murdered (superman method) or his best friend needs to die (r.i.p phil not ranboo cuz he's mc) And the he'll have a breakthrough and get a main character

Most sude characters are liked more than main characters... Facts

Ranboo could get the ender dragon egg He is all powerful

He is allmight

Wait wilbur was tommy and tubbo's sensei in a way and now hes dead oh noooooooo

Hahahahaha

I have a good power for Techno. Piglins and Piglin Brutes won’t hurt Techno even if he’s not wearing gold. You know, cause he’s a pig.

Anyone wanna tell Phil Kakashi technically died during the Pain arc?

Techno - ima bribe the dream smp writers to give me superpowers. Me- wait, aren't u one of the main writers.

"QUICK BEFORE DREAMXD LOGS IN BREAK IT!"

I dont understand why are they saying Ranboo has superpower cuz he pick up a dirt

Techno can be Gojo. So far he hasn’t died.

According to the law of conservation of mass, matter cannot be destroyed or created only moved around and reformed TECHNO.

"I didn't die."

Hey what about Mr. Miyagi? :) he's alive I

this reminded me of the "block of doom" aka a shulker box that would crash peoples game if they went in my chunk lol

oh my god im dying techno screaming OHHHHHHHh OGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Uncle Iroh dies of old age

His power is to make orfians

The rat from teenage ninja turtles did die

#RIP Technoblade

why does techno sound like he was a newscaster

))m mm l

If your Aizawa then you'd never die because you would've been dead by now by battling all the villains trying to protect us-

So if technoblade copy master Oogway And when master Oogway die he turned into petals Will technoblade turn into a sword

Yeah but if you get in a fight with techno your not gonna last long cause he got skill

That’s not so far away they were actually fighting for this for Tommies discs which plays music yeah

He has SilkTouch hands someone in chanted his hands

This is how you know that they watch like 3 or 5 animes 😆😆

Bedrock in Ender chest

Techno: nobody is gonna watch my POV Technos 5M subs: am I a joke to you

I mean techno could be Ranboo's bodyguard

Roshi didn't die.

i saw this live it was so fun

His powers are stronger now... he can create beds

4:35 ok but imagine Techno dies and turns into a bunch of really angry petals ok second thought: the Aztecs believed that dead warriors turned into hummingbirds...y’all picking up what I’m putting down?

9:38 is were he gets to the spawner

the infinity -gauntlet- CAKE!!!!!

No cobra Kai teacher did not die

Orphan^2 omg nooo 😂

Take a drink every time Techno says "oh no" challenge B)

Technoblade: the sensei always die Kakashi: ...

After Ranboos recent streams ima say he definitely a main character.

ah yes the "Orphan squared"

I think tommyinit is the main character in my opinion

What if: technoblade was the rival. Although he’d either die, lose, or get married to the main character 😂

Technoblade: the cool sensei always dies noooooooooo Also Technoblade: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Can he break bedrock though

2:01 Well, Meliodas

Azwai Sensie didn't die

SUPERpowers😂 BRUHHH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm litarlly DYING-

wait until techno becomes sun wukong

Any character that’s op from the start - dragon sin of wrath - meliodas

techno will be a great sensei bc he is the best mc pvper after all

Ranboo: **became a main character** Tommy(a main protagonist who only reveals his power a few seasons after the intense truma and wars): "I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" The rest of the server exept the eggpire and dream: "no you're not"

Wait technos skin is like half pig *try striking urself with lightning*

I’m gunna become a musician let’s goooo! “Gettin’ bored of walls two” “I should find a new mini-game”

Not every sensei dies ( master shifu )

Techno is like sokka really good with weapons and funny

75% of the video: ohhhh Nooooooo

Noch: WTH?