Weekend Update: New Dick’s Sporting Goods Store & Taylor Swift Re-Records Album - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Tyler Perry developing a new Madea TV series.
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  • Lance Murashige
    Lance MurashigeDay ago

    What joke was cut at 0:55?

  • Kate FX
    Kate FX2 days ago

    "allegedly"

  • Dakota Flores
    Dakota Flores3 days ago

    The joke about the man calling the police on the lady who broke in when he saw she wasn’t attractive is so sadly realistic

  • The Gman
    The Gman4 days ago

    Who the fuck boo'd?

  • Andrew Nichelson
    Andrew Nichelson5 days ago

    Hot audience that week

  • Eli Lev
    Eli Lev5 days ago

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  • Matt Kallay
    Matt Kallay10 days ago

    The Lizzie Borden house has been a bed and breakfast for years

  • Ray Whitehead
    Ray Whitehead11 days ago

    SNL no longer relevant. Yep a kids show now

  • What's Going On?
    What's Going On?11 days ago

    Weekend update? Nahh you should watch what’s going on

  • Paul Revere
    Paul Revere12 days ago

    Did you hear the founder of Big Large Mansions has created a new antidepressant for folks with her symptoms? It’s called trydickagain...

  • Paul Revere
    Paul Revere12 days ago

    Until Saturday night live offer the same level of ridicule toward geriatric lunatic Beijing Joe Biden that they did American patriot President Donald Trump they are Saturday night dead as far as I am pconcerned.

  • H Anne
    H Anne13 days ago

    I have a feeling SNL is about to be done. No one can take a fucking joke anymore. The past two seasons have been teetering on the ledge. RIP SNL

  • Maya Perez
    Maya Perez14 days ago

    The Starbucks thing is interesting when literally nowhere will serve me in my reusable travel dishware

  • Chris CA
    Chris CA14 days ago

    Taylor Swift. Long live like Peron.

  • Ashley Houston
    Ashley Houston14 days ago

    Was he meaning Selena when he said the daily inn

  • Chris CA
    Chris CA14 days ago

    She is going to be the statue of liberty's flame and prepare 20 years for war

  • Chris CA
    Chris CA14 days ago

    Abigail my grandmother is going to reborn through me and Taylor Swift I'm going to the father and Taylor Swift the mother

  • vaahtobileet
    vaahtobileet15 days ago

    0:13 is this even a joke? How is that a funny thing to say in front of a live audience?

  • Steven Kaye
    Steven Kaye15 days ago

    Sandwich ma

  • El Bruce
    El Bruce15 days ago

    Lizzie Borden was found not guilty.

  • Jason Thompson
    Jason Thompson16 days ago

    Lmfaooooo

  • Igor Schmidlapp
    Igor Schmidlapp17 days ago

    Dunkin's promotion is to return a donut after taking a bite out of it so they can resell it... ;-P

  • soiung toiue
    soiung toiue17 days ago

    "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • birdsoffir
    birdsoffir18 days ago

    SNL is too woke and one sided for me. The show is garbage anyway. Not funny and pushing communism and they don’t even know realize it.

  • Maxiuis Knight
    Maxiuis Knight18 days ago

    Love che's jokes

  • Video Game Sanctuary
    Video Game Sanctuary18 days ago

    Just get the vaccine, blood clots are ALL the rage right now man! HAHA

  • Galactus MMA
    Galactus MMA19 days ago

    The Averngers!!!! LMFAO!

  • Marie Blade
    Marie Blade20 days ago

    And that's why I drink dunkin lol

  • Genevieve Van-Catledge
    Genevieve Van-Catledge20 days ago

    That “will.i.was” joke was brutal. Brutal, but accurate. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • PaGus Music
    PaGus Music20 days ago

    Will I was is my fav in this one Lol

  • Brianne McCasland
    Brianne McCasland20 days ago

    It's honestly so jarring to hear the audience laughter. I almost stopped the video

  • Christina Sersif
    Christina Sersif20 days ago

    Will I was 🤣

  • oubrioko
    oubrioko20 days ago

    *_The Averngers:_*_ Age of Ultraperm_

  • Mike Linehan
    Mike Linehan20 days ago

    One of the best in a long time

  • Twisted Resister
    Twisted Resister21 day ago

    Will.I.Was ha ha ha....

  • Glenn H
    Glenn H21 day ago

    Dunkin so much smarter than Starbucks ... Facts

  • Leonard Ssenkindu
    Leonard Ssenkindu21 day ago

    Insane, lol 🤪😂😈

  • kristina niemeyer
    kristina niemeyer21 day ago

    I hope these gentlemen get paid top dollar because they make my Saturday night fun

  • James Joiner
    James Joiner21 day ago

    Starbucks is a little late on the "Borrow A Cup" thing.....restaurants have been doing it for YEARSSSSS

  • cybersquire
    cybersquire21 day ago

    I’m totally on board for an “Averngers” movie!

  • Just Aguy
    Just Aguy22 days ago

    Don't knock on Dick's too much. They were the first store that sells sporting goods to ban firearms. I respect them.

  • Jerwarrick Hartzog
    Jerwarrick Hartzog22 days ago

    Che killed it.

  • Bryan Wilkins
    Bryan Wilkins22 days ago

    Bird feeder eaters unite. We ain't going to take this crap anymore. Next we won"t be allowed to partake of birdbaths.

  • bocoy noiu
    bocoy noiu22 days ago

    I think Update is the most solidly funny segment in SNL.

  • J Moolah
    J Moolah22 days ago

    When did y'all get funny again?

  • tommyt1971
    tommyt197122 days ago

    The Averngers... cut to Jost SHDH.

  • tdtone2
    tdtone222 days ago

    I would totally go watch "The Averngers" movie!! 🍿🍿🍿

  • Erin Weatherly
    Erin Weatherly22 days ago

    The salmonella one was perfect for Norm MacDonald

  • Carlos Smith
    Carlos Smith22 days ago

    Every time I look at Colin I say to myself . You too can get a bad chick just by being funny.

  • Sean mccay
    Sean mccay23 days ago

    The weeked updated are always my favorite and always kill it harder than skits. IMO.

  • Jackson U'Ren
    Jackson U'Ren23 days ago

    Not the Days Inn joke. Selena?

  • Davis Lee
    Davis Lee23 days ago

    These two are the saving grace of this whole show.

  • SPK
    SPK23 days ago

    Will.I.Will.Be

  • Lauren W.
    Lauren W.23 days ago

    “... you gonna be Will.i.was.” *BURRRNN -* 😂😂

  • MARILYN HUGHES
    MARILYN HUGHES23 days ago

    😂😂💜

  • Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!
    Nikkirockz! Nikkirockz!23 days ago

    #LmaOooo

  • Big Gobot
    Big Gobot23 days ago

    Ugh. These two never make me laugh. Millenial leftist hacks.

  • Joe Roscoe
    Joe Roscoe23 days ago

    "Wear a stupid mask when you come in but we're cutting corners by making you share cups" Starbucks said "...in order to keep our prices low."

  • Grace D
    Grace D23 days ago

    Wasn't the lizzie borden house already a bed and breakfast? Or at least you could stay there

  • Tmanaz480
    Tmanaz48023 days ago

    Lizzie Bordon was acquitted.

  • HunnyBADger G
    HunnyBADger G23 days ago

    I almost choked on “The Averngers” 😂

  • f308gtb1977
    f308gtb197723 days ago

    Yeah, just get the non-vaccine gene therapy “vaccine” that’s already been proven to NOT prevent Covid. It’s “science!”

  • VideoFanfromNC
    VideoFanfromNC23 days ago

    Lizzie Borden was acquitted like O.J. 😳

  • The Wade
    The Wade23 days ago

    The lizzie Borden murder house was already a bed and breakfast. I lived in Maplecroft, lizzies house after she was acquitted, which was also turned into a bed and breakfast

  • Jeffrey Yelverton
    Jeffrey Yelverton23 days ago

    I don’t like this Weekend Update duo. Sorry. I’ve tried to like them for years. I just don’t.

  • ben3331
    ben333123 days ago

    Why the jump-cut at 0:54? Was a joke removed?

  • Ezekiel Smith
    Ezekiel Smith23 days ago

    Not funny. Didnt laugh.

  • Susan Allen
    Susan Allen23 days ago

    Omg, 'Ther Averngerrs', lol, "Will I Was"? Made my day!

  • Axis Of Energy
    Axis Of Energy23 days ago

    Dicks did this and then pulled them all out.

  • Chris Spiers
    Chris Spiers24 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • KCs Funhouse
    KCs Funhouse24 days ago

    The Lizzie Borden house was already a bed and breakfast... 🤔 it’s like 30 mins from where I live and it’s already insanely hard to book a night , especially Halloween, unless it’s like a year in advance.

  • Amine Moughanime
    Amine Moughanime24 days ago

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  • Emma
    Emma24 days ago

    Wasn't the Borden house already a B&B?

  • Blue Collar Men Productions
    Blue Collar Men Productions24 days ago

    I loved Will I Was

  • Hanz Flackshnack
    Hanz Flackshnack24 days ago

    Every guy here immediately thought; but was she hot tho?.. I have a 'are men really pigs question': Ladies; same scenario with whatever you think is the hottest guy alive. Freak out and call the police or roll with it?

  • Jeff Claterbaugh
    Jeff Claterbaugh24 days ago

    My wife and I were shopping and I guess she wanderd off and left me standing there talking to myself and I was like ' whered she go ' and I got scared because I sounded mean

  • Dmitri Kelley
    Dmitri Kelley24 days ago

    Did not miss the audience laughter

  • Angrynoodle Twenty Five
    Angrynoodle Twenty Five24 days ago

    Dav Pilkey removed the book by his own choice when he found out the imagery was hurtful. It was not "Censorship" it was an artist not wanting to inadvertantly insult his asian readers.

  • True Janey Sue
    True Janey Sue24 days ago

    Okay, so this Weekend update was actually funny👍

  • Clap Forboobies
    Clap Forboobies24 days ago

    What does averngers mean

  • furty786
    furty78624 days ago

    Will I wasssss hahahaha

  • Cory Van Treuren
    Cory Van Treuren24 days ago

    Che's jokes were on point 😂

  • Kyriae Megawatt
    Kyriae Megawatt24 days ago

    Nice Tay Tay call out 😀

  • Kid Challeen
    Kid Challeen24 days ago

    She did not Murder them. She was acquitted and there is strong, though circumstantial evidence that links her parent's murder to a known killer in the area at the time, who had the same M.O. It's unlikely she would have had the physical strength or stamina to swing an axe as often as she had to in this case, it was likely someone who had experience with axes for chopping wood. Just sayin'

  • lilieth cameron
    lilieth cameron24 days ago

    "Hand's on Dicks" I knew they would call it that.

  • The dude other son 254
    The dude other son 25424 days ago

    Ayyye the Texas women 2:57 happened at my hometown sadly

  • Hayden DeJohn
    Hayden DeJohn24 days ago

    I’m from victor, kinda nuts to see this.

  • yhn kjhalunda
    yhn kjhalunda24 days ago

    Exclusion of Organ Harvesting Participants Matas said that, given the widespread organ harvesting among prisoners of conscience in China, a reverse onus clause and ostracism can be applicable. He has also discussed this previously in articles and conferences. On papers published by Chinese researchers that lacked reliable donor information, for example, “The onus should not fall on publishers or transplant professionals to show something is amiss in China. The onus is rather the reverse. The onus falls on the Chinese transplant profession to show beyond a reasonable doubt that there is no sourcing of organs from prisoners of conscience. Studies emanating from China which do not show that should be rejected for publication,” he said at the Oxford Global Health and Bioethics International Conference 2019 in a presentation titled “Ostracism or Engagement in Combating Unethical Medical Research.” With the scale of forced organ harvesting in China, Matas said that we can assume any individual involved in the organ transplant profession is an accomplice to the crime of forced organ harvesting. Therefore, unless there is evidence that shows otherwise, we should stop collaborating with organ transplant divisions in China's hospitals. Similarly, we should stop exchange scholar programs. Chinese researchers should not be allowed to publish articles or give presentations at international conferences, receive training, or join overseas organ transplant societies. In addition, we should not attend such meetings in China or join organ transplant societies in China. Unless proven otherwise, a comprehensive isolation or ostracism is needed, explained Matas. He said medical professionals have many ways at their disposal to achieve this goal. Instead of new strategies, these actions have existed already and they are proven to be effective in a short time. It is up to these professionals to join together and make it happen. So far the healthcare agencies in China have made lucrative profits by stealing organs from prisoners of conscience, since there are no costs involved. Such ostracism will help them learn the consequences of this unethical behavior. Reports on Organ Tourism Another suggestion from Matas is that all countries should request their respective health agencies provide a report on organ tourism. Matas said that we are in a vicious cycle. We do not have sufficient information about the organ tourism in China and do not know how bad it is. As a result, we did not put enough efforts toward stopping the crime. To end this vicious cycle, we can start a mandatory organ tourism report. Once we know the scale of organ tourism to China, we would know its severity. That will allow us to work with the participants to take action. Is there a need to make laws to stop the organ harvesting in China? Matas said the answer is yes. But it would effectively curb the crime only if appropriate laws are implemented in the right areas.

  • Lafemmebear Music
    Lafemmebear Music24 days ago

    The last joke was so perfect and incapsulates all men... try being decent to a woman you wouldn’t fuck just cus she’s a human and ya know deserves respect lol nahhhh y’all won’t do it you like being shit lol

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    M .O. G. Swggaarr24 days ago

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  • John Smear
    John Smear24 days ago

    When did they bring back that god awful laugh track?

  • Rod Sapyta
    Rod Sapyta24 days ago

    DUDES, You did great on this one.

  • Simon George
    Simon George24 days ago

    Revelation 19:21, “The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh."

  • Kenneth Rolls
    Kenneth Rolls24 days ago

    Except for the fact that the woman WAS attractive. Look it up

  • Angel
    Angel24 days ago

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  • Tim Buktu
    Tim Buktu24 days ago

    It was *NEVER* proved that Lizzie Borden killed her parents. You might as well say that O.J. killed his wife.

  • JK DeMartino
    JK DeMartino24 days ago

    "The man called the police as soon as he found out the woman wasn't attractive"🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

  • Andy Johnson
    Andy Johnson24 days ago

    It's sad when society think that drinking liquid out a washed cup is disturbing. Oh well since all that freaking waste will just be disturbing to the next generation.

  • sir loin
    sir loin24 days ago

    Hel,mayB her and yes-zee mite evn hav sexes again lik in he songs(now spcl-K's out)...

  • STILL
    STILL24 days ago

    Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos 🎈

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